Law of the Land:
1. If we didn't see it, it didn't happen! Please commit all crimes within our view!
2. If it's out of our jurisdiction, we're not dealin' with it!
3. No fightin'! Unless protectin' your property. Then we protect you!
4. No breakin'! Breakdancing is acceptable.
5. No stealin'!
6. No tamperin'!
7. No picture takin'!
All punishable by DEATH!
Follows the Law of the Land unflinchingly, even if it doesn't always make perfect sense. Despite this, the Cop became disenchanted with the current government after a law was passed preventing more than four people from dancing side by side, sadly forcing the Cop's Village People cover group to disband.
Has devoted their life to advancing science and torturing gorillas. As a result of the former, the Scientist has acquired a number of fun toys to take on their adventure. While they would probably prefer to be testing these toys on caged gorillas in the name of scientific progress (read: undiagnosed sadism), the Scientist has joined the Resistance due to the Mayor cutting beaker allowances to 1 per laboratory.
Manhandling, smashing, beating -- all in a day's work for the simple-minded but strong-of-heart Wrestler! But in truth, this behavior stems from the Wrestler's severe frustrations with the world. Why has the mayor banned playful roughhousing? Why do so many businesses frown upon shirtlessness? Why do books have all those stupid words in them? AAARRRGH!!!
The Mayor instituted a "Friendly Neighbor" policy where people must legally keep their doors unlocked. But he didn't say anything about Door Detonators.
Fire hoses are pretty effective, but they're so big and unwieldy! So, what's a more efficient solution? According to the Mayor: chop off the arms of Firefighters and install state-of-the-art Water Cannons on the nub. While this has led to a moderate improvement in fire control effectiveness, it has caused Firefighter morale to plummet, what with all the unwanted mutilation and such.
FOURTH: As you may know, the Mayor has banned Chicken Nuggets, due to the fact that they once caused him a mild tummy ache.
Chicken Nuggets have since become a rare and precious commodity.
If you can scrounge up some Chicken Nuggets, we can trade 'em for things that can help you out.
The Doctor, Thief and Soldier can brief you a bit more on the Nugget situation.
Once home to peace and prosperity, the city has fallen into the hands of a ruthless and dictatorial Mayor.
Elected on vague promises of "lower taxes" and "more beer", his true colors began to show immediately upon his inauguration.
The Mayor's first executive orders were a massive raise on taxes, and a one-time confiscation of all alcoholic beverages.
He stated that the confiscation was so he could throw "the mother of all ragers" for his constituents.
But in reality, there was only like one keg and a bag of tortilla chips.
It was suuuper lame.
He used the money and extra booze to fund a private army of goons, happy to carry out his every nefarious bidding.
Anyone can run for Mayor! Here's what determines your electability:
Making people like you, getting rid of people who don't, people being the same class as you, and engaging in fruitful financial transactions.
You'll need a majority of floors to vote in your favor. The existing mayor starts with an advantage!
All non-imprisoned living/undead residents of the city have a vote!
I can't believe the Mayor banned jokes about walrus hygiene... That was my whole schtick!
Welcome to the Streets of Rogue. The Mayor has banned all unofficially-sanctioned music and demanded the forfeiture of every non-compliant cassette tape and compact disc. All that has been saved is a collection of vintage dance music B-sides called "NOW That's What I Hope You Think Is Music," passed around furtively in the shadows by the Resistance. Treat your copy well, for it is all you have left.
I might raise taxes on bacon cheeseburgers.
I may have spent some of my campaign money on socks.
- Look, you have no right to allow some random guy off the street to take shots at me for the sake of some.. what did you call it, "Tutorial"?
- We can do whatever we want to you, we're the ones in charge!
- You know, this is the same sort of ridiculous authoritarian crap that the Mayor pulls...
- Stop being a wimp, you'll be fine!
Home Base Hacker can enable mutators.
Is the entire city some kind of a simulation?